My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
but actually, this is my life exactly.
i’m usually a sarcastic asshole who doesn’t care about anything but if you hurt the ones i love i will burn your house down
i was about to get my first ever detention because i was using my phone in school but when the maths teacher came over to confiscate it he saw my doctor who phone case and he said “you know what my name is don’t you?”
and i said “yeah mr smith”
and he said “my name is matt smith and you just got yourself out of a detention”