you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
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Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
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*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
this is westboro baptist churches good twin
I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.
YES THANK YOU
Same thing about Atheists.
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